you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER